Get off the Phone!

Bobcaygeon Independent August 9, 2000

One evening last week we rented a movie that we all wanted to see (no mean feat), popped a vat of popcorn, and settled down at 7:30 to a "family movie night" . The first 'phone call came before the opening credits had rolled. Press "stop" and wait. Ten minutes later, we were back on... then another call. This time I went to the kitchen and put away the dishes until we reconvened. The pattern continued until one particularly long call came, and the recipient said to "go ahead without me". The final score: 9 'phone calls, the movie finished at 11:30, and I didn't get to see the ending until 9:30 the next morning.

Phones are intrusive. How many times have you been standing in line in a store, while a clerk answers the 'phone and deals with that customer before you. The person on the phone wouldn't think of "butting in" to a queue, but that's exactly what they just did. When someone 'phones, we are conditioned to react like Pavlov's dog. We drop whatever we are doing, interrupt people we are talking to, leave our dinners to get cold, just to answer that bell.

So, why not let it ring, or get an answering machine? I just can't do the first. What if it really is an emergency? Answering machines have their drawbacks (like long games of "phone tag"). But there is a much better alternative: email.

If you just want to get information to someone, what could be better than email? You send it at your leisure, and they receive it at theirs. You can send an email to one person or 100 in exactly the same time. How long does it take to send 100 faxes?. You have a record that you sent it, and they that they received it. Or, they can politely ignore you with the touch of a "delete" button. You can proofread and correct before you send. (Oh, for a "rewind" button when talking to an answering machine!). And, one message or one hundred, to Calgary or Calcutta, costs the same: nothing.

With computers proliferating like black flies, one would think that email would be the medium of choice. But, there still seems to be a reluctance to use it. Perhaps it's just lack of familiarity. If so, come to the next Kawartha Internet User's Group meeting, Thursday, August 10, at the Lion's Hall, Main St. Bobcaygeon. For more details, you can reach me (at my leisure) at apanter@kawartha.net